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Joke: Ladies, if he is... is hot, always smells good, makes your mouth water, tastes amazing, leaves you feeling happier than ever... That's not your man. That's a taco!
Joke: I was born a boy, but according to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, I am a family of four.
Joke: All this time I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. It turns out it was the refrigerator!
Joke: I yelled into a colander while cooking... now my voice is strained.
Joke: I put a potato in the microwave and pushed the pizza button. The little bell rang but it was still a potato.
Joke: My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.... It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe leannnnn!
Joke: If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it... It's Spam!
Joke: Who hides in the bakery at christmas?
Joke: What did the upset toast say about my compliments?
Joke: Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found him-a-layan in the road.