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Fresh Thanksgiving Turkey

Shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!

Monkey And Bananas

A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Food Jokes — Monkey and Bananas Joke Meme.

Leftover Bacon?

Someone asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I've never heard of that kind of bacon.

Tequila Diet

I'm on the tequila diet. So far I've lost 2 days.

German Sausage Pun

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Food Jokes — German Sausage Pun Joke Meme

Pirate Joke ....

What is a pirates favorite fast food place?

Salad For Dinner

Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza, I ate pizza.

Treadmill Joke

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Food Jokes — Treadmill Joke Joke Meme

Say Grace

Does your family say a prayer before you eat food? Nope, we're Italian, my mom knows how to cook.

National Taco Day Joke

To me, essential oils are what drips out of a taco.

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