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Joke: According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 3 days till Christmas
Joke: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
Joke: I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!
Joke: For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results!
Joke: I couldn't understand why I couldn't lose weight. Turns out there were saying KETO, not Cheeto!
Joke: I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me!
Joke: Are you a banana?
Joke: Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
Joke: What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Joke: What do you get when you cross a dog, a flower and a vegetable?