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Good In Bed Joke

I'm actually pretty good in bed. I hardly ever fall out anymore.

Highlighter Joke

I'm going to start collecting highlighters... mark my words!

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A Farmers Daughter Joke

A farmer drove to his neighbor's house and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad home?", asked the farmer. "No, they went to town.", the boy answered. How about your brother, Howard? asked the farmer. "No, he went to town with mom and dad.", answered the boy. The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy said, "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well", said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant." The boy thought for a moment, then said, "You'll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charged $500 for bulls and $150 for pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

Gym Day

Did 3 laps around the gym today... Couldn't find a parking spot so I went home.

2000 Year Old Stain Joke

I saw a 2000 years old stain... It was from ancient greece.

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Sushi Talking To Bee's Joke

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Comic Sans Joke

Comic sans implies the existence of tragic sans.

Money Grows On Trees Joke

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

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Dracula Joke

I’ve started my new job at the toy warehouse. There are only two of us that work on a production line for Dracula figures. I have to make every second count.

Vegetarian Joke

My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian.⁠.. I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.⁠

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