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Butcher Overtime Joke

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

Optometrist Music Joke

What music do optometrists listen to?

Dad Jokes — Optometrist Music Joke Joke Meme.

Koala Bear Joke

Why don't koala bears hang around other bears?

Japanese Dog Hello Joke

How does a Japanese dog say hello?

Tiny Surfer Joke

What kind of wave do tiny surfers ride?

Dad Jokes — Tiny Surfer Joke Joke Meme

Texas Capital

What is the capital of Texas?

Talking Lights Joke

What did one light say to the other light?

Breakfast Bar

Whenever I try and eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers!

Dad Jokes — Breakfast Bar Joke Meme

Wife's Driving Test Joke

My wife had her driving test today. She got eight out of ten. The other two jumped out of the way!

Dirty Rabbit Joke

So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue-ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. ???? I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me ????) Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

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