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Joke: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Joke: Grocery List; (noun) A piece of paper you spend half an hour writing, and then forget to take with you to the store.
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Joke: Your dad's bald spot is so big you could draw an H on it and call it a helicopter landing pad.
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Joke: What do you call a Grizzly with no teeth?
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Joke: Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. Mexicans were crazy about the stuff. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate ("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as ...Sinko de Mayo.
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Joke: A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Billy, is there anything wrong"? The boy replied, "No, I was going fishing but my dad told me that I needed to go to church". The teacher was very impressed and asked Billy if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing. Billy replied, "Yes teacher, Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us".
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Joke: According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn't work. Seven million of these were antiques; the rest were college students.
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Joke: I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts & Crafts.
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Joke: If a clown farts does it smell funny?
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Joke: What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?
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