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Amish Elevator

A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marveling at the different sights. Eventually, they got to a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but they were especially amazed at two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady passed between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… "Junior, go get your Mother."

Frog Parking Only

What happens when a frog illegally parks?

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Vegan Argument

If two vegans get into an argument... is it still considered a beef?

A Really Dumb Dad Joke

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff... Baa-dumm-tss.

Happy Dwarf Joke

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

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Wife And Kids Joke

I keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet... It reminds me of why there is no money there!

Minneapolis Joke

We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

Taco Tuesday Joke

Seven days without a taco makes Juan weak!

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Nice Lawn Joke

I have a chicken-proof lawn... It's impeckable!

Toilet Paper Cross The Road Joke

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

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