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Dad jokes is a category which consists of jokes about you dad, his dad, someones dad, etc. Similar to Yo Mamma Jokes but for dads.
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Joke: How do you get a mouse to smile?
Joke: My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?
Joke: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Joke: We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.
Joke: My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perplexed and stared at me in silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
Joke: When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
Joke: A man at the gas station asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those. So, I gave him my electric bill.
Joke: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
Joke: Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.
Joke: I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Joke: What do you call a broke Santa Claus?
Joke: I'm now at the age when "Picking up a hottie" means buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco.
Joke: Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.
Joke: Why did the bicycle collapse?
Joke: Why do crabs never give to charity?
Joke: My uncle asked me what does IDK mean? I said, "I Don't Know". He said, "Damn, nobody does!"
Joke: What do kangaroos wear to work?
Joke: The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.
Joke: What’s the name of the fattest knight at the Round Table?
Joke: Why don’t zombies care about looks?