406 Dad Jokes - Fart.com

Feb 13, 2020 Last updated: Oct 16, 2024

Dad jokes is a category which consists of jokes about you dad, his dad, someones dad, etc. Similar to Yo Mamma Jokes but for dads.

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How Do You Get A Mouse To Smile

How do you get a mouse to smile?

Wife's Birthday?

My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?

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Snow Men Vs Snow Women Joke

What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Winter Is Coming

We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.

Make Yourself At Home

When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.

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Where Does Poo Come From?

My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perplexed and stared at me in silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"

Begger

A man at the gas station asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those. So, I gave him my electric bill.

I Just Ate A Bunch Of Scrabble Tiles Joke

I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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Fly Spray

Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.

Right And Left Brain

I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

What Do You Call A Broke Santa Claus

What do you call a broke Santa Claus?

Poop Joke

Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.

Crabs Joke

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Zombie Looks Joke

Why don’t zombies care about looks?

Bicycle Joke

Why did the bicycle collapse?

Pterodactyl Pun

The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.

IDK Joke

My uncle asked me what does IDK mean? I said, "I Don't Know". He said, "Damn, nobody does!"

Fattest Knight

What’s the name of the fattest knight at the Round Table?

Kangaroo Joke

What do kangaroos wear to work?

Seagulls

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

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