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Joke: My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian... I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.
Joke: How do we know that trees poop?
Joke: David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink. "It's a pleasure to serve you Mr. Hasselhoff," said the bartender. "Just call me Hoff," the actor replied. "Sure," the bartender said, "no hassle."
Joke: What do you call a couple who share an Amazon account?
Joke: When I was young, air at gas stations was free. Now they charge $1.50... That's inflation for you!
Joke: What is blue and not heavy?
Joke: Why couldn't the flower ride its bike?
Joke: If your home doesn't have house numbers on it, you should address that!
Joke: Why is "dark" spelled with a "K" and not a "C"?
Joke: What do you call a tree that does science experiments?