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Caveman Valentine’s Day

What does a caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Unusual Rabbit Joke

How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Dad Jokes — Unusual rabbit joke Joke Meme.

Popular Dance In 1776 Joke

What was the most popular dance in 1776?

Scrabble Tiles Joke

Did you hear about the dog that ate the Scrabble tiles?

An Avocado In Church Joke

What do you call an avocado in church?

Dad Jokes — An avocado in church joke Joke Meme

Cat's Favorite Nursery Rhyme Joke

What's a cat's favourite nursery rhyme?

Dinosaurs Floors Joke

What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?

Cook An Alligator Joke

What's the best way to cook an alligator?

Dad Jokes — Cook an alligator joke Joke Meme

Picking Berries

When Gathering Berries... You have to be picky!

Amish Elevator

A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marveling at the different sights. Eventually, they got to a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but they were especially amazed at two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady passed between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… "Junior, go get your Mother."

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