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Pizza Button On The Microwave.

I put a potato in the microwave and pushed the pizza button. The little bell rang but it was still a potato.

Joined A Gym

It's been six months since I joined the gym and still no progress. I'm going there tomorrow to find out what's going on.

Dad Jokes — Joined a gym Joke Meme.

Stopped Drinking Coffee

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the vodka.

Will Smith In The Snow

How to you find Will Smith in the snow?

Elements Joke

How often do you like jokes about elements?

Dad Jokes — Elements Joke Joke Meme

Little Mermaid Joke

What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?

Algebra Relationship Joke

When are relationships like algebra?

Lubricants

I was reading a book about lubricants... It was non-friction.

Dad Jokes — Lubricants Joke Meme

Santa Sleigh

How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Wife Bra

I almost tripped over my wife’s bra the other day... I'm sure it was a booby trap.

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