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Joke: Did you know that in Hawaii, it’s actually illegal to laugh loudly?
Joke: I had to fire the guy who cut my lawn... He just didn't cut it!
Joke: The Doc told me I was going deaf... It was hard to hear.
Joke: What do kangaroos wear to work?
Joke: Saturday and Sunday's are the strongest days... all the rest are weak days!
Joke: What did the upset toast say about my compliments?
Joke: I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!
Joke: A train worker was struck by lightning... He was a great conductor!
Joke: The guy who stole my iPad... He should FaceTime!
Joke: Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball!