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Joke: I just burnt this Hawaiian pizza. Guess I should have used aloha temperature.
Joke: How does a farmer find new cows to buy?
Joke: A man runs into the doctor's office screaming that he is shrinking. The doc says, "Calm down you just need to be a little patient."
Joke: My friend David lost his id, we now call him Dav.
Joke: Why couldn't the blind man see his friends?
Joke: What’s the name of the fattest knight at the Round Table?
Joke: Apparently you can't use "Beefstew" as a password... It's not stroganoff.
Joke: Have you heard the latest rumor about butter?
Joke: Did you hear about the weasel that walked into a bar in Minnesota? The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel!
Joke: When does a joke become a dad joke?