423 DAD JOKES

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Joke: Have you heard the latest rumor about butter?
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Joke: Did you hear about the weasel that walked into a bar in Minnesota? The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel!
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Joke: When does a joke become a dad joke?
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Joke: Where do football players go to get a new uniform?
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Joke: I shaved my head when I started going bald years ago, but I still carry a comb... I just can’t part with it.
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Joke: Ladies, if he is... is hot, always smells good, makes your mouth water, tastes amazing, leaves you feeling happier than ever... That's not your man. That's a taco!
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Joke: I'm a grown up... I groan when I get up!
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Joke: I was drinking a margarita at a bar when a waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet!" and we all laughed and laughed. Well. except one guy.
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Joke: I found out that my grandpa is addicted to Viagra... no one is taking it harder than grandma!
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Joke: Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
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