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Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

Where do football players go to get a new uniform?

Why Do You Still Carry A Comb?

I shaved my head when I started going bald years ago, but I still carry a comb... I just can’t part with it.

Dad Jokes — Why do you still carry a comb? Joke Meme.

True Love Always

Ladies, if he is... is hot, always smells good, makes your mouth water, tastes amazing, leaves you feeling happier than ever... That's not your man. That's a taco!

All Grown Up

I'm a grown up... I groan when I get up!

Does Anyone Know CPR?

I was drinking a margarita at a bar when a waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet!" and we all laughed and laughed. Well. except one guy.

Dad Jokes — Does anyone know CPR? Joke Meme

Grandpa Is Addicted To Viagra

I found out that my grandpa is addicted to Viagra... no one is taking it harder than grandma!

Plastic Surgery Joke

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

You Only Need Two Tools

You only need two tools in life... WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40... If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.

Dad Jokes — You only need two tools Joke Meme

Sleeping Cows

If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?

Talk In My Sleep Joke

My wife says that I talk in my sleep but I don't believe her... nobody at work has ever mentioned it.

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