Tickle your funny bone with the 100 best jokes, including kid jokes, dad jokes and adult jokes. Test your comedic skills, punch lines included.
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Need a little break from the chaos and put a smile on your face with some funny jokes? Then, check out our list of the best jokes of all time. We saved the best for last, so the default sorting lists the lowest-rated jokes first. Scroll down through the pages and the jokes will get funnier. If you want to see the highest-rated jokes first, simply click on the sort button.
Joke: A teacher was teaching a class about the big bang theory. She asked Mikey to go outside and observe his surroundings. She then asked... "Mikey did you see the sky?" "Yes", said Mikey. "Did you see the sun?" "Yes", said the boy. "Did you see God?" "No", said the boy. The Teacher said, "So God really isn't there." A little girl started to ask Mikey some questions. "Did you see the sky?" "Yes" was the reply "Did you see the sun?" Again, "yes" was the answer. "Do you see the teacher's brain? Because according to her, she doesn't have one!"
Joke: A judge frowns at the criminal report of the man he is judging. He asks, "So you robbed the same store on three successive nights?" The robber replies, "Yes your honor." The judge, even more perplexed asks, "And why was that?" "Because my wife wanted a dress," says the robber. The judge checks his records, "But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!" "Yes sir. She made me exchange it twice."
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