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Beekeeper Joke

I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra!" That's a freebie.

My Poem

I'd share my poem about the wind....but it's only a draft.

Puns — My Poem Joke Meme.

What Does Gays Mean?

I was watching TV, my son was in a chair behind me reading a book. He said "dad, what does gays mean?" I got nervous, I said, "well, you know how me and your mother loves each other, its the same thing but with two men." He said "oh, ok. What does penetrating gays mean." Looking confused I said read me the sentence. He read, "She stared at her husband with a penetrating gaze".....

I Switched All The Labels On My Wife's Spice Rack...

I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack... I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

Knot Joke

Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?"

Puns — Knot Joke Joke Meme

Chimney Sweeps Joke

When chimney sweeps dress in the morning, are they "Sooting up?"

Radio For Sale

Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."

Sick Ant Joke

Why don't ants get sick?

Puns — Sick Ant Joke Joke Meme

Electrical Work Pun

It shocks me how bad I am at electrical work around the house.

Gust Of Winds Favorite Color Joke

What is a gust of wind's favorite color?

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