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Joke: How often do you like jokes about elements?
Joke: I thought about going on an all almond diet... But that's just nuts!
Joke: I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks!
Joke: I had to fire the guy who cut my lawn... He just didn't cut it!
Joke: The Doc told me I was going deaf... It was hard to hear.
Joke: A train worker was struck by lightning... He was a great conductor!
Joke: Why can't a mountain get stronger?
Joke: Did you hear about the guy who fell into the well? It turns out he couldn't see that well.
Joke: I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend... Love meant nothing to her!
Joke: If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges... My door is always open.