Joke: Me: (Sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)... I can't see you anymore... I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.
Joke: Once there were three friends, None, Someone, and Mad. One day they went to a park and suddenly None started fighting with Someone. Mad didn't know what to do so he called the near security guard. He said, "Security, None is fighting with Someone! ".The security look t him surprisingly and said, "Are you mad?". Then Mad said, "Yes, I am Mad." Then the security took Mad to the police station and None and Someone kept fighting.
Joke: I know I shouldn't have, but I am old and I was in the McDonald's drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again, Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.
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