121 MISC JOKES

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Joke: If each day is a gift, can we get a refund on the shitty ones?
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Joke: I got in touch with my inner self today... That's the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper at the dollar store.
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Joke: Cremation is your last chance for a smoking hot body!
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Joke: Rabbits jump and the live for an average of 8 years. Dog's run and they live for an average of 15 years. Turtles do nothing and can live for over 15o years... Lesson learned.
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Joke: Lazy is a very strong word. I like to call it "Selective Participation".
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Joke: Laundry: Washing - 30 minutes, drying - 60 minutes, putting away - 7 to 10 business days.
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Joke: I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
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Joke: I just asked myself if I'm crazy. We said no.
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Joke: The other day I went to see a psychic. When I knocked on the door she shouted, "Who's there?" So I left.
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Joke: Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But, did he listen?
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