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Joke: I want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams.
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Joke: Yesterday I saw a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems", so I bought two.
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Joke: I never called you stupid, but when I asked you to spell "orange", and you asked me the fruit or the color it kinda caught me off guard.
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Joke: Did 3 laps around the gym today... Couldn't find a parking spot so I went home.
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Joke: What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
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Joke: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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Joke: I wish I still had that igloo. But when I moved into it, my friends threw me a housewarming party. And I no longer had an igloo.
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Joke: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
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Joke: Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?
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Joke: Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ”Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ”Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.” A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ”Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.” Her mother just smiled and replied, ”Of course I do, dear……I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.”
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