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Wife And A Hand Grenade

What does your wife and a hand grenade have in common?

Political Lawn Signs

It's important to look carefully at lawn signs during an election. Last time I voted for a real estate agent.

Burro Vs Burrow

People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their a$$ from a hole in the ground.

Coin Shortage Joke

There is a coin shortage. America is officially out of common cents.

Apartments Joke

Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

Grandpa Joke

I asked my granddaughter to fetch me a newspaper. She laughed and said, "Grandpa you are so old, just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall and killed that annoying fly.

Every Day Is A Gift Joke

If each day is a gift, can we get a refund on the shitty ones?

Hurricane Joke

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

A Bridge To Hawaii Joke

A biker was riding his Harley along a California highway, when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said: Because you have tried to be faithful to me and always, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want. The Lord said your request is materialistic. Think of all the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind. The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, when she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, when she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy. The Lord replied, “ do you want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”

Christmas Is Cancelled Joke

Did you hear Christmas has been canceled? Apparently, Santa is in jail. He was caught last year laying a doll under a tree.

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