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Breakfast Bar

Whenever I try and eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers!

Egg And Easter Bunny Joke

What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke?

Hide The Easter Egg Joke

Why did the Easter Egg hide?

Day After Easter Joke

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Rabbit Joke

What do you call a rabbit that tells a good joke?

Rabbit With Fleas Joke

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Easter Bunny Music Joke

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?

Easter Egg Joke

Easter egg hunts are proof kids can find things if they really want to.

Don't Drink And Drive Joke

Cop, "What's in the bottle." Lady, "Just water." Cop, "Ma'am that's wine!" Lady, "OMG, Jesus did it again!"

A Trip To The Store With Grandpa

I was behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for lollies, biscuits, all sorts of things. The granddad is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy boy." Another outburst and I heard the granddad calmly say: "It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy." At the checkout, the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley. Granddad says again in a controlled voice: "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William." Well, I was really impressed, and when I got outside I saw the grandfather loading his groceries and the boy into the car. I walked over and said to the Grandad "Its none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his granddad." "Thanks," said the Granddad. "But I am William. That little a-hole's name is Kevin!

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