JOKES INDEX

Joke: What kind of wave do tiny surfers ride?

Joke: What screams "I'm insecure"?

Joke: Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal!

Joke: My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"

Joke: What is the capital of Texas?

Joke: What did one light say to the other light?

Joke: Two blonds are trying to unlock their car. The first blond tries to unlock it with a coat hanger. The second blond says, "Hurry up it's starting to rain and the top's down!"

Joke: Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the crap out of them until the light comes on!

Joke: If you smoke weed, you get high. If you read books, you get educated. If you do both, you get highly educated.

Joke: A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday... At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how are you?" The wife asks, "How does he know you?" Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the bartender says, "The usual, Jim?" Jim says to his wife, "Before you say anything, he's on the darts team." Next, a stripper says, "Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again?" The wife storms out dragon Jim with her and jumps into a taxi. The taxi driver says, "Hey Jimmy Boy, you picked up an ugly one this time!..." Jim's funeral is Sunday!