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Tiny Surfer Joke

What kind of wave do tiny surfers ride?

Insecure Http Joke Meme

What screams "I'm insecure"?

Yo Mama So Fat Suez Canal Joke

Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal!

A Second Opinion

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"

Texas Capital

What is the capital of Texas?

Talking Lights Joke

What did one light say to the other light?

Two Blonds Unlocking The Car

Two blonds are trying to unlock their car. The first blond tries to unlock it with a coat hanger. The second blond says, "Hurry up it's starting to rain and the top's down!"

Stupid People Joke

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the crap out of them until the light comes on!

Weed And Books

If you smoke weed, you get high. If you read books, you get educated. If you do both, you get highly educated.

Husband's Birthday

A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday... At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how are you?" The wife asks, "How does he know you?" Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the bartender says, "The usual, Jim?" Jim says to his wife, "Before you say anything, he's on the darts team." Next, a stripper says, "Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again?" The wife storms out dragon Jim with her and jumps into a taxi. The taxi driver says, "Hey Jimmy Boy, you picked up an ugly one this time!..." Jim's funeral is Sunday!

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