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Fried Chicken Joke

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too, especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...

Orchestra Got Electrocuted Joke

Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted?

Sick With A Wee Cough Joke

I Called my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough." He said, "You have a wee cough?" I said, "Really, Thanks boss, see you next week!"

Yo Momma So Ugly...

Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!

2000 Year Old Stain Joke

I saw a 2000 years old stain... It was from ancient greece.

Make A Pirate Mad Joke

How to you make a Pirate mad?

Sushi Talking To Bee's Joke

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Comic Sans Joke

Comic sans implies the existence of tragic sans.

Money Grows On Trees Joke

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Dracula Joke

I’ve started my new job at the toy warehouse. There are only two of us that work on a production line for Dracula figures. I have to make every second count.

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