Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

Since Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God... Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!

Why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?

My wife asked me to clear the dining table...I had to get a running start but I made it!

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why can't ticks keep a secret?

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator... And only a fraction of people can understand that.

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!

Why do melons have weddings?

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