I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks!

I love cheesy jokes about eyes... The cornea the better!

My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.... It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe leannnnn!

Hey, that's not a dad bod... It's a father figure!

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Your final memory will be going down a dark tunnel with a light at the end... That's my earliest memory too!

The biggest bra made for horses... Is the Z-bra!

I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough... I've just handed in my TOO WEAK notice!

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

How can you tell when you've reached middles age?

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