Why did the Mafia cross the road?

Why aren't dogs good dancers?

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a pot of boiling water?

What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?

Why shouldn't snowmen get angry?

Why did the snow plows ask for a raise?

What do you call a football player that likes dad jokes?

What's a nacho's favorite dance?

Why don’t zombies care about looks?

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