I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall!

What part of the hospital has the least privacy?

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it... It's Spam!

Midwives deserve a lot of respect... They really help people out!

What should you do with all your spare umbrellas?

Do cannabis farmers use weed killer?

Who hides in the bakery at christmas?

Did you know that in Hawaii, it’s actually illegal to laugh loudly?

I had to fire the guy who cut my lawn... He just didn't cut it!

The Doc told me I was going deaf... It was hard to hear.

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