Joke: Two ducks walk into a bar... One duck looks at the other and says, "Guess you didn't see it either."
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Joke: A skeleton walked into the bar. What did he ask?
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Joke: Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. One of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser." "Oh really? Hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!" "Oh really? Hmm, didn't know that." Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!" "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."
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Joke: A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."
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Joke: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says "What is this - some kind of joke?"
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Joke: A blonde goes into an electronics store and asks, "How much is that TV?" Salesman says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blonds."  So, she dyes her hair brown and comes back the next day as a brunette.  "How much is this TV", she asks. Again, the salesman says "I'm sorry we don't sell to blondes."  A few days later she returns to the store, this time as a redhead, but again the salesman says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."  She asks, "My hair is red. How did you know I was really a blonde?" The salesman replies, "Because, that's not a TV.  It's a microwave."
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Joke: Why did the first blonde president move out of the oval office?
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Joke: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?
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Joke: One day a blonde came home from work early and when she walked into her house, she saw her husband in bed with another woman. She pulls her gun out of her purse and points it to her head. Her husband screams, "NO DON'T DO IT! I'm sorry!" To which the blonde replies "SHUT UP! You're next!"
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Joke: What do you call a smart blond?
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