Jokes: Funny → Fart → Comedy

This page is meant to help you find the funniest Fart Jokes. It includes Fart Jokes for kids, teens and adults. With fart jokes, you often get crude and immature renditions. Save yourself time by reading the best collection of jokes.

Fart in church

What Happens when you fart in church?. You sit in your own pew

What are Farts?

Farts are ghosts of things we eat!

Hold a Fart Joke

Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke.

Funny Fart Joke

A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"

Church Fart Pun

He who farts In church, sits In his own pew.

Hipster Fart

I farted in a room of hipsters. I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.

Blacksmith Fart Joke

How does a blacksmith know you farted? He smelt it

Teenagers are like Farts

How's a fart like a teenager alike? Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Switched Toothpaste Joke

I accidentally switched toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream. Now my sore tooth's better and my farts are minty fresh.

Fart Sword Joke

I asked my wife if she was going to make a sword out of my fart in bed last night. Cuz she schmelt it