JOKES

Jokes: Funny → Fart → Comedy

This page is meant to help you find the funniest Fart Jokes. It includes Fart Jokes for kids, teens and adults. With fart jokes, you often get crude and immature renditions. Save yourself time by reading the best collection of jokes.

Swallowing Ammunition Joke

I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home.

German Sausage Joke

I love eating German sausage, but it always gives me the wurst farts.

Apple Store Fart

I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows

Beer and Beans.

I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts & Crafts.

Startled by a Loud Fart

I was startled by a loud fart. I was fartled.

Fartartist

I'm a fartartist. The fart is silent

Clown Fart Smell

If a clown farts does it smell funny?

Pharaohs Farts

If two pharaohs farted at the same time. They would have a toot in common

Public Fart Cover Up

If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

Home Alone Fart

If you're home alone and hear a fart, do you laugh or get scared?