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Knock Knock Pun

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.

National Taco Day Joke

To me, essential oils are what drips out of a taco.

Dad Jokes — National Taco Day Joke Joke Meme.

Opening Doors

When one door closes, another one opens. This is the last time I'm buying a used car.

Career Choices

As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.

Tennessee And Arkansas

What did Tennessee?

Dad Jokes — Tennessee and Arkansas Joke Meme

Falling Autumn Leaves

It's autumn. My wife asked me why I won't rake the leaves?. I said, "It's because they're called leaves. If they were called pick-me-ups I would pick them up, but they're called leaves so I leave them."

Know The Lyrics

I hate when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong...

Professional Help

I think I need professional help...

Dad Jokes — Professional Help Joke Meme

Midnight Snack

I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and cheesecake.

What Does Gays Mean?

I was watching TV, my son was in a chair behind me reading a book. He said "dad, what does gays mean?" I got nervous, I said, "well, you know how me and your mother loves each other, its the same thing but with two men." He said "oh, ok. What does penetrating gays mean." Looking confused I said read me the sentence. He read, "She stared at her husband with a penetrating gaze".....

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