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Pig With Laryngitis Joke

Did you hear about the pig with laryngitis?

Pig Drivers Joke

Why are pigs bad drivers?

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Pig Thief Joke

What do you call a pig thief?

Pig Write A Letter Joke

How does a pig write a letter?

Sinking Lamp Joke

Why didn't the lamp sink?

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Golfers Favorite Letter Joke

What's a golfer's favorite letter?

Use You Big Boy Words Joke

A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did you do over the weekend?" "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words," she said. She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

Shark Attack Facts

Did you know... Sharks will only attack you when you're wet?

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Wise Man Joke

A wise man once told his wife nothing, because he was a wise man.

Gardening Season Joke

It's gardening season. 6 weeks ago I planted my arse on the sofa. It's grown considerably

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