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Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Nov 08, 2020

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Cow Joke

Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?

Cow With No Legs Joke

What do you call a cow with no legs?

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Cat Vs Comma Joke

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

What Did The Kitten Say When Its Cat Food Was Stolen Joke

What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen?

Horses Vs Cars Joke

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.

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A Monkey A Squirrel And A Bird Joke

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Winter Is Coming

We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.

Pooped On

If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly!

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Monkey And Bananas

A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Man's Best Friend Fart Joke

Why is the dog man's best friend?

Crabs Joke

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Oyster Charity

Why don't oysters donate to charity?

Smater Than A Talking Parrot

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

Fish Joke

What do you call a fish without eyes?

My Goldfish Died!

Little Lori was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Lori?" "My goldfish died," replied Lori tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Lori patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

Pterodactyl Pun

The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.

Two Dogs And A Cat Go To Heaven Joke

A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died. In heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master." "Good!" said God. "Sit at my right side." "Doberman, what do you believe in?" asked God. The doberman answered, "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master." "Aha," said God. "You may sit to my left." Then God looked at the cat and asked "And what do you believe in?" The cat replied, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

Seagulls

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Kangaroo Joke

What do kangaroos wear to work?

Animal Wig Joke

What kind of animal needs to wear a wig?

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