306 ANIMAL JOKES

Joke: What sleep's with its shoes on?

Joke: What do you call a fish without eyes?

Joke: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Joke: What follows a dog where ever it goes?

Joke: I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't! It just craps on the floor.

Joke: If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly!

Joke: Do you ever notice that when geese fly in a "V" formation, one side is always longer than the other?

Joke: A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died. In heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master." "Good!" said God. "Sit at my right side." "Doberman, what do you believe in?" asked God. The doberman answered, "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master." "Aha," said God. "You may sit to my left." Then God looked at the cat and asked "And what do you believe in?" The cat replied, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

Joke: I watch my dog chase his tail for five minutes and thought, "Wow! Dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized, I just watched my dog chase his tail for five minutes.

Joke: Why do cows have hooves?