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Fish Joke

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A Monkey A Squirrel And A Bird Joke

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

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DOGGY'S

What follows a dog where ever it goes?

Chicken Sandwiches Joke

I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't! It just craps on the floor.

Pooped On

If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly!

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Captain Obvious

Do you ever notice that when geese fly in a "V" formation, one side is always longer than the other?

Two Dogs And A Cat Go To Heaven Joke

A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died. In heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master." "Good!" said God. "Sit at my right side." "Doberman, what do you believe in?" asked God. The doberman answered, "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master." "Aha," said God. "You may sit to my left." Then God looked at the cat and asked "And what do you believe in?" The cat replied, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

Dog Chasing Tail Joke

I watch my dog chase his tail for five minutes and thought, "Wow! Dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized, I just watched my dog chase his tail for five minutes.

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Cow Toe Joke

Why do cows have hooves?

Coke Vs. Deer Testicles Joke.

What’s the difference between a liter of Coke and deer testicles?

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