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Carrots Are Good For Your Eyesight

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

What Do You Get When You Cross A Snake And A Kangaroo

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

Animal Jokes — What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo Joke Meme.

What Do You Get When You Cross A Kangaroo And A Sheep

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

What Happens When You Cross A Bulldog With A Shih Tzu

What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu?

What Animal Talks The Most

What animal talks the most?

Animal Jokes — What animal talks the most Joke Meme

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

A Guy Walks Into A Pet Shop...

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a German Shepperd. The shopkeeper, replies that it will cost him $500. The man thinks for a minute, then asks how much a beware of dog sign costs. The shopkeeper calmly replies that it costs a whopping $1.98. The man thinks for a while moment, I'll just take the beware of dog sign.

Why Does An Elephant Have A Trunk

Why does an elephant have a trunk?

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Smart Dog

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" button, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing at the dog. The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!" The owner responds, "Genius, my ass. It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!"

Have You Heard Of The Dyslexic Cow Who Attained Enlightenment

Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment?

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