306 ANIMAL JOKES

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Joke: What’s the difference between a liter of Coke and deer testicles?
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Joke: What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
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Joke: What do walruses and Tupperware have in common? They both like tight seals.
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Joke: A snail gets mugged by a couple turtles and when the cops asked him for a description of the turtles he told them "I don't know, it all happened so fast"
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Joke: A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The bear says "I'll have a rum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and coke." The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear answers, " What can I say, I was born with 'em."
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Joke: My friend keeps telling me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I guess I'm just going to have to put my foot down.
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Joke: A duck goes into a store and asks if they have any ChapStick. They told him they had plenty for sale so he replied "great can you put it on my bill for me"
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Joke: A horse got hurt but he is doing fine and in fact, he is back in stable condition.
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Joke: if Geico ever fired the gecko that would be a reptile disfunction.
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Joke: The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.
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