306 ANIMAL JOKES

Joke: Two ducks walk into a bar... One duck looks at the other and says, "Guess you didn't see it either."

Joke: Where can you find a dog with no legs?

Joke: I heard some guys talking about you yesterday. One said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you; I said you were!

Joke: Did you hear about the scientist who crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker?

Joke: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

Joke: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Joke: Why do snakes always lose in court?

Joke: Why did the turtle cross the road?

Joke: Two farmers were boasting about the strongest wind they'd ever experienced. "Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life. You know those giant redwoods trees? Well the wind got so strong it bent them right over." "That's nothing," said the farmer from Iowa. "Back on my farm we had a wind one day that blew a hundred miles per hour. It was so bad that one of my hens had her back turned to the wind and laid the same egg six times!"

Joke: Little Lori was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Lori?" "My goldfish died," replied Lori tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Lori patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."