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Dog With No Legs Joke

Where can you find a dog with no legs?

Sleeping With Pigs

I heard some guys talking about you yesterday. One said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you; I said you were!

Animal Jokes — Sleeping With Pigs Joke Meme.

Pigeon And Woodpecker

Did you hear about the scientist who crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker?

Donkey And Onion

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

Seagulls

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Animal Jokes — Seagulls Joke Meme

Snakes In Court Joke

Why do snakes always lose in court?

Why Did The Turtle.....

Why did the turtle cross the road?

The Same Egg

Two farmers were boasting about the strongest wind they'd ever experienced. "Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life. You know those giant redwoods trees? Well the wind got so strong it bent them right over." "That's nothing," said the farmer from Iowa. "Back on my farm we had a wind one day that blew a hundred miles per hour. It was so bad that one of my hens had her back turned to the wind and laid the same egg six times!"

Animal Jokes — The Same Egg Joke Meme

My Goldfish Died!

Little Lori was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Lori?" "My goldfish died," replied Lori tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Lori patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

Religious Bear Joke

A man went camping in the woods by himself. He awoke early in the morning to hear a strange growling sound. He looked out to see a bear. He immediately began to run as fast as he could. The bear was gaining on him and he finally gave up hope, fell on his knees and said "Oh God, please let this be a Christian bear! "He turned to see the bear on his knees saying "Lord bless this food I am about to recieve..."

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