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Joke: I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra!" That's a freebie.
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Joke: A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that now was named Rolex and the other one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming their dogs like that?" "Helloooooo...," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"
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Animal Jokes
Joke: My Child doesn't want to eat meat. What can I replace it with?
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Joke: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
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Joke: Dogs can't read an MRI but CATScan!
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Animal Jokes
Joke: What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
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Joke: My kids were very upset when our bunnies escaped. They're too young to deal with hare loss.
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Joke: What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?
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Animal Jokes
Joke: What do you call a pig that does karate?
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Joke: What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
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