JOKES INDEX

Joke: Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery.

Joke: I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Joke: How do you make holy water?

Joke: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

Joke: When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Joke: Broken pencils are pointless.

Joke: What does a clock do when it gets hungry?

Joke: A Scotsman and his wife walk past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!" Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the hell..., I'll treat her!" So, they walked past it again.

Joke: What is a pirates favorite fast food place?

Joke: An invisible man married an invisible woman. I'm not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at either.