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Old Lady Joke

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

Giving Up Drinking

I'm giving up drinking until this is over...

Favorite Child Joke

It turns out that when you're asked who your favorite child is, you're expected to pick from you own. I know that now.

Trumpkin

Orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November.

Don't Drink Gas Joke.

Who can drink 5 gallons of gas without getting sick?

Get Me A Beer Joke

I trained my dog to fetch me a beer. It may not sound impressive, but he gets it from the neighbors fridge!

Seafood Joke

Huge fight at seafood restaurant. Battered fish everywhere!

Get Thinner Joke

I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work!

Tacos Vs Skinny Joke

If you had to choose between eating tacos everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life - would you choose hard or soft tacos?

Being A Man Joke

Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to... Shoot she's coming!!! To be continued.

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