JOKES INDEX

Joke: What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

Joke: What is the sharpest thing in the world?

Joke: What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Joke: When you're sitting on the toilet... The note scribbled on the wall reads: "I sit here broken hearted... I came here to shit, but only farted."

Joke: Why did the skeleton burp?

Joke: Why does the bass fart a half-tone flatter than every other fish? He's got a **b** in front of his ass

Joke: Why don't little girls fart?

Joke: Why don't women fart?

Joke: Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?

Joke: Why is the dog man's best friend?