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Pencil Joke

Why did the pencil go to the party?

Where Did Your Sister Go Hunting

Someone asked me, "Where did your sister go hunting?". I said, "Alaska." He said, "Never mind I'll ask her myself!"

What Do You Call A Broke Santa Claus

What do you call a broke Santa Claus?

What Do They Sing To Christmas Trees At The Retirement Parties

What do they sing to Christmas trees at the retirement parties?

Why Do Santa's Helpers Get Depressed

Why do Santa's helpers get depressed?

Eggs In A Carton Joke

What did the good egg say to the bad egg?

Panda At Panda Express

What did the panda order at Panda Express?

The Nutella Joke

Why did the jar of Nutella break up with the peanut butter?

Poor Boy Johnny

Little Johnny's teacher was giving a lesson on the importance of learning from mistakes. She asked the class, "Can anyone give me an example of a mistake they learned from?" Little Johnny eagerly raised his hand. "I can, teacher!" "Okay, Johnny, please share your example." Johnny stood up and confidently began, "Last week, I was playing in the living room and my dad was watching a football game. I asked him where the remote was, and he told me it was next to the phone. So I went and picked up the phone, but I couldn't find the remote anywhere." The teacher, puzzled, asked, "So what was the mistake, Johnny?" Johnny grinned, "Well, it turns out my dad said 'phone', but what he actually meant was 'next to the couch'. I learned that sometimes parents don't say what they mean, and next time, I'll just look around more carefully!" The teacher laughed and said, "That's an interesting lesson, Johnny. But next time, try listening more carefully too!" Johnny nodded, "Sure, teacher. Or maybe I'll just keep the remote with me!"

Golf Pants

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

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