Who is the most famous married woman in The United States?

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

What's is a pirates favorite country?

Why are pirates great singers?

Why was the old woman forced to live in a shoe?

I wish I still had that igloo. But when I moved into it, my friends threw me a housewarming party. And I no longer had an igloo.

The cashier told me, "Strip down facing me". By the time I realized they meant the debit card, it was too late.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

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