What does garlic do when it gets hot?

What do clouds wear?

What do you call a fake noodle?

How do you get a good price on a sled?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

How do you know if a wooden box is sick?

When French people stub their toe, do they say "Ow-Oui"?

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