The Joker

Question 1

Chiropractor Joke

Does anyone remember the joke about a chiropractor I put on here about a week back?

Question 2

How Many Flies Joke

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Question 3

A Woman's Car Broke Down Joke

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

Question 4

Mafia Cross The Road Joke

Why did the Mafia cross the road?

Question 5

Lesbian With Long Nails

What do you call a lesbian with long nails?

Question 6

Burro Vs Burrow

People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their a$$ from a hole in the ground.

Question 7

Are You A Banana Joke

Are you a banana?

Question 8

Never Break Up With A Goalie Joke

Why should you never break up with a goalie?

Question 9

Hurricane Joke

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Question 10

Horse Named Mayo Joke

I have a horse named Mayo... Mayo neighs!

Question 11

Lobster Joke

Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. Paid my $2, then he says, "Once upon a time there was this lobster...".

Question 12

Where Do Polar Bears Vote Joke

Where do polar bears vote?

Question 13

Humming Bird Joke

Why are they called humming birds?

Question 14

Admit Your Faults

Some people won't admit their faults. I would if I had any.

Question 15

Artificial Intelligence

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Question 16

Dog That Won't Fetch Or Listen Joke

What do you call a dog that won't fetch or listen?

Question 17

Cremation Pun

Cremation is your last chance for a smoking hot body!

Question 18

Time Flies Joke

Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.

Question 19

Getting Lectured

89-year-old Bob was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Bob replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" Bob replied, "That would be my wife.

Question 20

What Did The Horse Say When It Fell Joke

What did the horse say when it fell?

Question 21

Monkey Say To Banana Joke

What did the monkey say to the banana?

Question 22

Knot Joke

Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?"

Question 23

Pirate Playing Cards

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Question 24

Invisible Man And Woman

An invisible man married an invisible woman. I'm not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at either.

Question 25

Don't Listen Joke

Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But, did he listen?

Question 26

Blessed The Rains Joke

Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa?

Question 27

What Does A Robot Do After Sex Joke

What does a robot do after sex?

Question 28

Personal Trainer Joke

Me: (Sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)... I can't see you anymore... I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.

Question 29

Brunette Joke #4

What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?

Question 30

Brunette #1

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

The Joker

Chiropractor Joke

How Many Flies Joke

A Woman's Car Broke Down Joke

Mafia Cross The Road Joke

Lesbian With Long Nails

Burro Vs Burrow

Are You A Banana Joke

Never Break Up With A Goalie Joke

Hurricane Joke

Horse Named Mayo Joke

Lobster Joke

Where Do Polar Bears Vote Joke

Humming Bird Joke

Admit Your Faults

Artificial Intelligence

Dog That Won't Fetch Or Listen Joke

Cremation Pun

Time Flies Joke

Getting Lectured

What Did The Horse Say When It Fell Joke

Monkey Say To Banana Joke

Knot Joke

Pirate Playing Cards

Invisible Man And Woman

Don't Listen Joke

Blessed The Rains Joke

What Does A Robot Do After Sex Joke

Personal Trainer Joke

Brunette Joke #4

Brunette #1

Joke Categories

SHARE THIS?

Newsletter

Contributors