The Joker

Question 1

Humming Bird Joke

Why are they called humming birds?

Question 2

Admit Your Faults

Some people won't admit their faults. I would if I had any.

Question 3

How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke

How do you get a squirrel to love you?

Question 4

Artificial Intelligence

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Question 5

Dog That Won't Fetch Or Listen Joke

What do you call a dog that won't fetch or listen?

Question 6

Cremation Pun

Cremation is your last chance for a smoking hot body!

Question 7

Don't Sit On The Toilet Too Long

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while… Billy says: "I'm fine, mommy…i just haven't gone 'doody' yet." Mother says: "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?" Billy says: "works for ketchup."

Question 8

Dalmatian Hide And Seek Joke

Why are dalmatians bad at hide and seek?

Question 9

Time Flies Joke

Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.

Question 10

Getting Lectured

89-year-old Bob was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Bob replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" Bob replied, "That would be my wife.

Question 11

Outlaw Marriage Joke

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

Question 12

What Did The Horse Say When It Fell Joke

What did the horse say when it fell?

Question 13

Monkey Say To Banana Joke

What did the monkey say to the banana?

Question 14

Crying Strawberry Joke

Why was the strawberry crying?

Question 15

What Do You Call A Mexican Fighting A Priest?

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Question 16

Knot Joke

Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?"

Question 17

Flag And Flagpole Joke

What did the flag say to the flagpole?

Question 18

Dog With Rubber Leg Joke

Once there was a dog who had lost his back leg in an accident. This leg was replaced with a rubber one. Unfortunately, one day he started scratching all his body with the rubber leg, and he disappeared...

Question 19

Beethoven's Chickens

Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?

Question 20

Invisible Man And Woman

An invisible man married an invisible woman. I'm not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at either.

Question 21

Don't Listen Joke

Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But, did he listen?

Question 22

What Does A Robot Do After Sex Joke

What does a robot do after sex?

Question 23

Personal Trainer Joke

Me: (Sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)... I can't see you anymore... I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.

Question 24

Brunette #1

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

Question 25

What Was Beethoven Favorite Fruit Joke

What was Beethoven favorite fruit?

Question 26

Golden Rule

My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them!

Question 27

Qanon Shaman Joke

What did Qanon Shaman's mom say to him when he was on his way to jail? Bison.

Question 28

How Many Feet In A Yard Joke

How many feet in a yard?

Question 29

The Silent Treatment Joke

Wife: I'm not talking to you! Husband: OK. Wife: Don't you want to know the reason? Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision.

Question 30

Comic Sans Joke

Comic sans implies the existence of tragic sans.

The Joker

Humming Bird Joke

Admit Your Faults

How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke

Artificial Intelligence

Dog That Won't Fetch Or Listen Joke

Cremation Pun

Don't Sit On The Toilet Too Long

Dalmatian Hide And Seek Joke

Time Flies Joke

Getting Lectured

Outlaw Marriage Joke

What Did The Horse Say When It Fell Joke

Monkey Say To Banana Joke

Crying Strawberry Joke

What Do You Call A Mexican Fighting A Priest?

Knot Joke

Flag And Flagpole Joke

Dog With Rubber Leg Joke

Beethoven's Chickens

Invisible Man And Woman

Don't Listen Joke

What Does A Robot Do After Sex Joke

Personal Trainer Joke

Brunette #1

What Was Beethoven Favorite Fruit Joke

Golden Rule

Qanon Shaman Joke

How Many Feet In A Yard Joke

The Silent Treatment Joke

Comic Sans Joke

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