The Joker

Question 1

Ghost Vacation Destination Joke

Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?

Question 2

Will Smith In The Snow

How to you find Will Smith in the snow?

Question 3

Lubricants

I was reading a book about lubricants... It was non-friction.

Question 4

Sink Say To Toilet Joke

What did the sink say to the toilet?

Question 5

Cheesy Jokes About Eyes

I love cheesy jokes about eyes... The cornea the better!

Question 6

Another Name For A Will Joke

What’s another term for a will?

Question 7

Valentines Joke

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Question 8

Good At Math Joke

There are only three kinds of people in this world: those that are good at math.. and those that aren't.

Question 9

The Chameleon That Couldn't Change Color Joke

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?

Question 10

Wild Falcons

Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the world today were born in the 21st century... They're millennial falcons!

Question 11

An Irishman Walks Into A Bar Joke

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders 3 pints of Guinness. He then proceeds to take a sip from the first, then a sip from the second, then a sip from the third, and starts again with a sip from the first, then second, and on. The bartender asks what he was up to, and he replied "I have 2 brothers, one lives in New York and one in Sydney, and since I can’t drink with them, I order 3 pints of Guinness and take a sip in turn from each one; and they also do the same in New York and Sydney" So each day the Irishman would come into the bar, order his 3 pints of Guinness and everyone got to know his story. One day, he walks in and orders only 2 pints of Guinness… The bar goes silent. Finally, the bartender approaches him and says "On behalf of everyone at the bar, I want to extend our condolences on the passing of your brother…" The Irishman replied, "Oh, no, it’s not that!! I just gave up drinking."

Question 12

Smal Valentine Joke

What do you call a small Valentine?

Question 13

Why Did The Dear Need Braces Joke

Why Did The Dear Need Braces?

Question 14

Smart Duck Joke

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

Question 15

Snow Plow Joke

Why did the snow plows ask for a raise?

Question 16

Diet Joke

I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet... I get hungry.

Question 17

Diet Tip

Your pants won't get to tight if you don't wear any.

Question 18

Chocolate Syrup Ice Cream Joke

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

Question 19

Unusual Rabbit Joke

How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Question 20

Tiger Christians Joke

Why are tigers Christians?

Question 21

Girl With Frog On Her Head Joke

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Question 22

Don't Sit On The Toilet Too Long

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while… Billy says: "I'm fine, mommy…i just haven't gone 'doody' yet." Mother says: "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?" Billy says: "works for ketchup."

Question 23

Amish Elevator

A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marveling at the different sights. Eventually, they got to a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but they were especially amazed at two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady passed between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… "Junior, go get your Mother."

Question 24

Outlaw Marriage Joke

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

Question 25

Fresh Thanksgiving Turkey

Shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!

Question 26

Drinking Problem?

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia, and learned that if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya.

Question 27

Baby Birth Joke

How did the baby know it was ready to be born?

Question 28

George Washington's Hatchet

Where did George Washington get his hatchet?

Question 29

What Do You Call A Cat Caught By The Police Joke

What do you call a cat caught by the police?

Question 30

Astronaut Baby Joke

How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?

The Joker

Ghost Vacation Destination Joke

Will Smith In The Snow

Lubricants

Sink Say To Toilet Joke

Cheesy Jokes About Eyes

Another Name For A Will Joke

Valentines Joke

Good At Math Joke

The Chameleon That Couldn't Change Color Joke

Wild Falcons

An Irishman Walks Into A Bar Joke

Smal Valentine Joke

Why Did The Dear Need Braces Joke

Smart Duck Joke

Snow Plow Joke

Diet Joke

Diet Tip

Chocolate Syrup Ice Cream Joke

Unusual Rabbit Joke

Tiger Christians Joke

Girl With Frog On Her Head Joke

Don't Sit On The Toilet Too Long

Amish Elevator

Outlaw Marriage Joke

Fresh Thanksgiving Turkey

Drinking Problem?

Baby Birth Joke

George Washington's Hatchet

What Do You Call A Cat Caught By The Police Joke

Astronaut Baby Joke

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