The Joker

Question 1

Why Couldn't The Pony Sing?

Why couldn't the pony sing?

Question 2

Dinosaurs Floors Joke

What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?

Question 3

Dalmatian Hide And Seek Joke

Why are dalmatians bad at hide and seek?

Question 4

Crying Strawberry Joke

Why was the strawberry crying?

Question 5

What Do You Call A Mexican Fighting A Priest?

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Question 6

Flag And Flagpole Joke

What did the flag say to the flagpole?

Question 7

Dog With Rubber Leg Joke

Once there was a dog who had lost his back leg in an accident. This leg was replaced with a rubber one. Unfortunately, one day he started scratching all his body with the rubber leg, and he disappeared...

Question 8

Beethoven's Chickens

Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?

Question 9

A Scotsman And His Wife

A Scotsman and his wife walk past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!" Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the hell..., I'll treat her!" So, they walked past it again.

Question 10

Stupid People Joke

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the crap out of them until the light comes on!

Question 11

Not Scared Of The Devil

The devil shows up in a church and everyone runs out but an old man. The devil says, "Why don't you run, aren't you afraid of me?" The old man replies, "Nope, I'm married to your sister!"

Question 12

Hide The Easter Egg Joke

Why did the Easter Egg hide?

Question 13

Why Are Vampires Afraid Of Cows?

Why are vampires afraid of cows?

Question 14

Romantic Dinner

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."

Question 15

Pig Nose Joke

What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Question 16

What Is A Police Officer's Favorite Sweater Joke

What is a police officer's favorite sweater?

Question 17

New World Joke

Imagine a world where Youtube, Twitter and Facebook merge to become as YouTwitFace.

Question 18

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

What did Batman do in the bathroom?

Question 19

Dirty Rabbit Joke

So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue-ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. ???? I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me ????) Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

Question 20

Tacos Vs Skinny Joke

If you had to choose between eating tacos everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life - would you choose hard or soft tacos?

Question 21

Twelve Inch King Joke

Once upon a time there was a king who was only twelve inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

Question 22

Dracula Joke

I’ve started my new job at the toy warehouse. There are only two of us that work on a production line for Dracula figures. I have to make every second count.

Question 23

Vegetarian Joke

My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian.⁠.. I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.⁠

Question 24

Cell Phones Joke

I finally realized it. People are prisoners of their phones... that's why they are called Cell Phones!

Question 25

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

Why did the kitten smell so good?

Question 26

Dog Chasing Tail Joke

I watch my dog chase his tail for five minutes and thought, "Wow! Dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized, I just watched my dog chase his tail for five minutes.

Question 27

All Grown Up

I'm a grown up... I groan when I get up!

Question 28

Woman And Men Joke

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men actually spend thinking.

Question 29

Pack Of Pigmy's Joke

What's the difference between a pack of pigmies and a women's track team?

Question 30

Sleeping Cows

If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?

The Joker

Why Couldn't The Pony Sing?

Dinosaurs Floors Joke

Dalmatian Hide And Seek Joke

Crying Strawberry Joke

What Do You Call A Mexican Fighting A Priest?

Flag And Flagpole Joke

Dog With Rubber Leg Joke

Beethoven's Chickens

A Scotsman And His Wife

Stupid People Joke

Not Scared Of The Devil

Hide The Easter Egg Joke

Why Are Vampires Afraid Of Cows?

Romantic Dinner

Pig Nose Joke

What Is A Police Officer's Favorite Sweater Joke

New World Joke

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

Dirty Rabbit Joke

Tacos Vs Skinny Joke

Twelve Inch King Joke

Dracula Joke

Vegetarian Joke

Cell Phones Joke

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

Dog Chasing Tail Joke

All Grown Up

Woman And Men Joke

Pack Of Pigmy's Joke

Sleeping Cows

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