The Joker

Question 1

Not Scared Of The Devil

The devil shows up in a church and everyone runs out but an old man. The devil says, "Why don't you run, aren't you afraid of me?" The old man replies, "Nope, I'm married to your sister!"

Question 2

Hide The Easter Egg Joke

Why did the Easter Egg hide?

Question 3

Why Are Vampires Afraid Of Cows?

Why are vampires afraid of cows?

Question 4

Romantic Dinner

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."

Question 5

Pig Nose Joke

What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Question 6

What Is A Police Officer's Favorite Sweater Joke

What is a police officer's favorite sweater?

Question 7

Wife's Driving Test Joke

My wife had her driving test today. She got eight out of ten. The other two jumped out of the way!

Question 8

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

What did Batman do in the bathroom?

Question 9

Dirty Rabbit Joke

So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue-ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. ???? I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me ????) Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

Question 10

Tacos Vs Skinny Joke

If you had to choose between eating tacos everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life - would you choose hard or soft tacos?

Question 11

Twelve Inch King Joke

Once upon a time there was a king who was only twelve inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

Question 12

Which Witch Watch Halloween Joke

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Question 13

Dracula Joke

I’ve started my new job at the toy warehouse. There are only two of us that work on a production line for Dracula figures. I have to make every second count.

Question 14

Vegetarian Joke

My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian.⁠.. I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.⁠

Question 15

Cell Phones Joke

I finally realized it. People are prisoners of their phones... that's why they are called Cell Phones!

Question 16

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

Why did the kitten smell so good?

Question 17

Dog Chasing Tail Joke

I watch my dog chase his tail for five minutes and thought, "Wow! Dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized, I just watched my dog chase his tail for five minutes.

Question 18

All Grown Up

I'm a grown up... I groan when I get up!

Question 19

Gas Station Air Joke

When I was young, air at gas stations was free. Now they charge $1.50... That's inflation for you!

Question 20

Woman And Men Joke

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men actually spend thinking.

Question 21

Pack Of Pigmy's Joke

What's the difference between a pack of pigmies and a women's track team?

Question 22

Sleeping Cows

If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?

Question 23

What Do Lemons Say When They Answer The Telephone?

What do lemons say when they answer the telephone?

Question 24

Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Joke

How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?

Question 25

Dracula Halloween Joke

Why is Dracula so easy to trick on Halloween?

Question 26

Ghost Wife Halloween Joke

What did the ghost say to his wife?

Question 27

Super Hero With A Lisp

Did you hear about the Super Hero with a lisp that always works out?

Question 28

Crazy Guy In Jungle Pun

How did the crazy guy get through the jungle? He took a psycho path.

Question 29

My Living Will

Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetive state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." They got up, unplugged my computer and threw away my wine! The little ingrates.

Question 30

How To Get Back On Your Feet

You want to how to get back on your feet?

The Joker

Not Scared Of The Devil

Hide The Easter Egg Joke

Why Are Vampires Afraid Of Cows?

Romantic Dinner

Pig Nose Joke

What Is A Police Officer's Favorite Sweater Joke

Wife's Driving Test Joke

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

Dirty Rabbit Joke

Tacos Vs Skinny Joke

Twelve Inch King Joke

Which Witch Watch Halloween Joke

Dracula Joke

Vegetarian Joke

Cell Phones Joke

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

Dog Chasing Tail Joke

All Grown Up

Gas Station Air Joke

Woman And Men Joke

Pack Of Pigmy's Joke

Sleeping Cows

What Do Lemons Say When They Answer The Telephone?

Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Joke

Dracula Halloween Joke

Ghost Wife Halloween Joke

Super Hero With A Lisp

Crazy Guy In Jungle Pun

My Living Will

How To Get Back On Your Feet

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