The Joker

Question 1

Why Does A Rooster Crow?

Why does a Rooster crow so early in the morning?

Question 2

The Devil Called Down To Georgia

The Devil called down to Georgia, he was looking for some votes to steal. He was in a bind because he was behind and he was willing to make a deal.

Question 3

Egg And Easter Bunny Joke

What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke?

Question 4

Date Night Joke

I had a date last night and I really enjoyed it. So tonight I'm going to try a fig.

Question 5

Men And Women Time Relativity

Have you ever noticed that a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "I'll be home if 5 minutes" are exactly the same?

Question 6

Weight Loss Scam Joke

I want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams.

Question 7

Easter Bunny Tail Joke

Where does the Easter Bunny go for new tails?

Question 8

Good In Bed Joke

I'm actually pretty good in bed. I hardly ever fall out anymore.

Question 9

Windmill Music Joke

Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?" The other one says, "Well, I'm a big metal fan."

Question 10

Don't Drink Gas Joke.

Who can drink 5 gallons of gas without getting sick?

Question 11

You Just Know

Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend the rest of your life without them!

Question 12

Safe Sex Joke

Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot and killed by the woman’s husband.

Question 13

Testicle Joke

"Well, Mr. Brown." Says the doctor. "I have just discovered that you have one testicle made of wood and one testicle made of steel." "But that's impossible." Says Mr. Brown. "I've never had any operations and apart from that I have two perfectly healthy children." "How old are your children?" "Well, Pinocchio is 6 and Terminator is 7."

Question 14

Kid At A Funeral Joke

When I was about 7 years old, my mom forced me to go with her to the funeral of a friend of hers that I didn't know. When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the funeral to end. Then a man approached me and said: "Enjoy life, boy. Be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't enjoy mine." He patted my head and left. Before leaving, my mom forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was startled to see the man who was talking to me in the corner was the same one in the coffin. For several years, I was not able to sleep properly because of nightmares. Years later, I discovered that the dead man had a twin brother.

Question 15

Anti-clockwise Watch

The wicked witch from the south watches the watch that’s turning anti-clockwise, so now everyone knows now which witch watches what watch.

Question 16

Why Are There Pop-tarts But No Mom-tarts?

Why are there Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts?

Question 17

Why Does A Lion Kneel Before It Springs?

Why does a lion kneel before it springs?

Question 18

Blonde Calculator

Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?

Question 19

Four Kidneys Joke

Did you know babies are born with four kidneys?

Question 20

Giraffe’s Favorite Fruit Joke

What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?

Question 21

A Pool Filled With Tacos Joke

What do you call a pool filled with tacos?

Question 22

Golfers Take An Extra Pair Of Socks Joke

Why should golfers take an extra pair of socks when golfing?

Question 23

Where Does A Turtle Go When It’s Raining?

Where does a turtle go when it's raining?

Question 24

Caught Steeling In Cooking Class Joke

I was kicked out of my cooking class for stealing. I still think it was a whisk worth taking.

Question 25

Halloween Party Ghost

Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party?

Question 26

Clown Pun

If you are ever attacked by a bunch of clowns just go right for the juggler.

Question 27

Halloween Mummy Joke

Why are all mummies workaholics?

Question 28

Drug Dealer Shoe Pun

I told my friend not to buy his shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they are laced with but he has been tripping all day.

Question 29

High Blood Pressure

My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him next time not to leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours.

Question 30

Cooking Joke

I yelled into a colander while cooking... now my voice is strained.

The Joker

Why Does A Rooster Crow?

The Devil Called Down To Georgia

Egg And Easter Bunny Joke

Date Night Joke

Men And Women Time Relativity

Weight Loss Scam Joke

Easter Bunny Tail Joke

Good In Bed Joke

Windmill Music Joke

Don't Drink Gas Joke.

You Just Know

Safe Sex Joke

Testicle Joke

Kid At A Funeral Joke

Anti-clockwise Watch

Why Are There Pop-tarts But No Mom-tarts?

Why Does A Lion Kneel Before It Springs?

Blonde Calculator

Four Kidneys Joke

Giraffe’s Favorite Fruit Joke

A Pool Filled With Tacos Joke

Golfers Take An Extra Pair Of Socks Joke

Where Does A Turtle Go When It’s Raining?

Caught Steeling In Cooking Class Joke

Halloween Party Ghost

Clown Pun

Halloween Mummy Joke

Drug Dealer Shoe Pun

High Blood Pressure

Cooking Joke

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