The Joker

Joke Count: 1231

Demon Breakfast Joke

What do demons eat for breakfast?

Golf And Sex

What do sex and golf have in common?

Rope Walks In Bar Pun

A piece of rope walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender tells him they don't serve string in his bar and to get out. The rope goes outside messes up his hair, ties himself up, and walks back into the bar. The bartender sees him and says "aren't you the rope that was just in here"? The rope responds "not me, I'm a frayed not".

King Pencil Joke

Who's the king of the pencil case?

Easter Bunny Hair Joke

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?

Dogs Like Cell Phone Joke

Why are dogs like cell phones?

Zombies New House Joke

Why didn't the zombie like his new house?

Soccer Joke

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks!

Jack-o-lantern And A Pumpkin Joke

What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin?

Broken Tomato Joke

How do you fix a broken tomato?

Gang Of Ghosts Joke

What do you call a gang of ghosts?

Use Vodka To Clean House

Someone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning around the house... it worked! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked.

Bra Joke

The biggest bra made for horses... Is the Z-bra!

Carpentry Pun

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.

Train Worker Struck By Lightning Joke

A train worker was struck by lightning... He was a great conductor!

Chemistry Joke

I like to tell chemistry jokes, but I never get a good reaction.

Lesbian And A Dinosaur

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a dinosaur?

Ants In Your Pants

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Dancers Change A Light Bulb Joke

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Gingerbread Man Bed Joke

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

Stand In The Corner If You Get Cold Joke

Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

Knock Knock Owl Joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!

Cookie Meat Joke

I tried Wookie meat... It was Chewy.

Mathematician Who Was Afraid Of Negatives Jokes

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negatives?

Mouse Shower Joke

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

When Do The Fish Bite?

Fish bite twice a day. Before you get there and after you leave.

Sheep Exercise Joke

What exercise do sheep do everyday to stay fit?

How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke

How do you get a squirrel to love you?

How To Avoid A Shark Attack

I was watching a show called "Ten ways to avoid a shark attack". I was really surprised that "Stay out of the water" wasn't #1.

An Avocado In Church Joke

What do you call an avocado in church?

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